Jerrad Pierce http://pthbb.org/ writer 2002-08-03 03:10:00 No coherent theme http://pthbb.org/oral/humor/db/ 2001-??-?? A chef in a diner behind the counter. A sign on the wall with the text, "Today's special: Chicana beef." boy What's today's special? chef Read the menu, chicana beef. boy Is there any pork in that? I don't eat pork you know... chef Well let's see... Chef points at B in beef chef "B" is there a "b" in pork? Hmm, no I don't think so... "E" is there an "e" in pork? No. nope, I don't believe there is. Well whadya know, another "e", we know that one... Chef points at F in beef chef There's no EFFENPORK!