Jerrad Pierce http://pthbb.org/ writer 2002-08-03 03:10:00 No coherent theme http://pthbb.org/oral/humor/db/ 1998-??-?? http://pthbb.org/oral/humor/db/1.jpg Boy standing in front of, kicking and beating a keyboard. boy Goddamn fucking ATM won't take my mother-fucking card damnit! I want my money!!! Elephant approaches elephant What's the problem? boy This razzle-frackin' ATM won't give me my money! elephant That is a Moog not an ATM. boy What's a Moog? elephant A Moog is an early synthesizer. They are rare, and delicate pieces of equipment. boy Whore-mongering Moog! Take my bird-fucking card goddamnit! I want my money!