Brian Kendall artist writer 2002-08-03 03:10:00 No coherent theme http://pthbb.org/oral/humor/db/ 1998-??-?? http://pthbb.org/oral/humor/db/2.jpg Boy stands in front of an elephant with three earrings. A pile of excrement behind the elephant, with flies. A small sign, "Java City", in the background. boy My my pet Elford the elephant. He hates his name. I have cuts and bruises to prove it elephant Elford's not my real name. Kids suck.