U N Co N V en Ti O N Al U Se S

doorstop, barbells, paper-weight
toilet paper, firewood
targets, cannon fodder
sports balls (esp. baseball), poker chips
actors, hand-puppets, gods/false idols (The Great Pumpkin?)
car wax, two words:sex toy, christmas tree ornaments, bricks
marmalade, easter eggs, chocolate subtitute
pots (for plants), pets, cat litter
dyestuff, ear rings, shoes, hats, merit badge
second/third passenger, carriage

(hey I didn't say they were viable)